Originally posted: November 17, 2005
After intensive testing earlier this month, a top porn studio has learned that one in five of their actors has the sexually transmitted disease Herpes. The news came as a shock to the president of the company. When reached for comment, he had this to say, "I thought they were all very clean, careful people. Now I find out they've been out having unprotected sex and being wild party animals. What's going on in the world today when you can't count on your employees to maintain the sanctity of the porn industry." When asked what he would do with the knowledge, he said, "Well, we're going to have to spend a ton of money on rubbers now aren't we? I'm really very dissapointed but the show must go on, herpes or no."
Three employees who tested positive, Candy, Bubbles, and John were not so surprised, Candy said this, "I had 'em first and I figured it was just a rash or something so I think I mighta kinda given em to everyone else."
Bubbles chimed in, "It's ok baby, I always kinda wanted to know what a STD was like."
Then John said to me, "Hey man, you ever see a chancre up close before?" I graciously declined his horrific offer and took off.
I guess it just goes to show that even porn stars are human too. Very, very lucky humans...with chancres.
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