A local newspaper was overrun by Islamic fundamentalists today...........
We call on all pure blooded Americans to throw themselves from the top of tall buildings and bomb their own houses. If you are not a true American you will resist doing these things. When you die you will go to a burning pit of fire and anguish, this is to be your reward.
If you wish to become a true Muslim believer, too bad. Approach this building and you will be shot on site unless you appear Middle Eastern, in which case, welcome to the cause brother.
American industry has destroyed the delicate balance of power in the world and it must be set right. Kill your neighbors and then yourselves to create a utopia, Muhammad will thank you for it.
Jihad is the only true answer to the worlds problems. Osama Bin Laden forever!!!
Capitalist dogs must surrender or face the wrath of car bombs and hand grenades. The American pigs must die in painful and agonizing ways.
Your women will be kept for raping and slaving. They will grow to love their new life, just as our women do, or we will shoot them in the face. We might even do that anyway.
There will be no tomorrow.
Tomorrow's Top Headline: Local Newspaper Explodes.
We call on all pure blooded Americans to throw themselves from the top of tall buildings and bomb their own houses. If you are not a true American you will resist doing these things. When you die you will go to a burning pit of fire and anguish, this is to be your reward.
If you wish to become a true Muslim believer, too bad. Approach this building and you will be shot on site unless you appear Middle Eastern, in which case, welcome to the cause brother.
American industry has destroyed the delicate balance of power in the world and it must be set right. Kill your neighbors and then yourselves to create a utopia, Muhammad will thank you for it.
Jihad is the only true answer to the worlds problems. Osama Bin Laden forever!!!
Capitalist dogs must surrender or face the wrath of car bombs and hand grenades. The American pigs must die in painful and agonizing ways.
Your women will be kept for raping and slaving. They will grow to love their new life, just as our women do, or we will shoot them in the face. We might even do that anyway.
There will be no tomorrow.
Tomorrow's Top Headline: Local Newspaper Explodes.
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