Informant to Kill You, Your Family

Due to the incredible volume of hate mail we have received (one vocal berating), the informant was forced to temporarily close its doors and stop its presses in order to process the pure disgust that it has brought about in a person and rethink its policies. In doing so we have come up with several new ideas that we think will make this blog a better place to visit and read.

1) We will stop caring what other people think.

2) We will eat the soul of anyone who tries to stop us from taking over the world.
3) We will accept large donations as long as they are not, "of poop."
4) We will kill you and your family for chuckles.
5) Die, die, die, die, die.

Thank you for your interest and keep reading, it gets funnier, I think.

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